Kombinat! has been alerted of a discovery of a Papyrus scribblings found behind a 2000 year old toilet at the Rest Area leading to the top of Mount Olympus in Greece. Some of the scribblings have been translated into English by highly skilled Linguistic Kombinat! staff members and are here for the first time appearing to English speakers anywhere. This is a profound discovery that can alter our view of history. In this post we present to you some of the passages found on Page No72
"On the list of possible cures one may apply to a common disease, being referred to as "Human Condition", is to worship one of the Gods and be saved and assured a successful outcome of life by applying religion as a main method of navigating life.
Before navigation was invented life consisted of 3 simple phrases which some called Truths. The phrases themselves were invented to justify the large number of people needed to raise babies, which came from fucking. The 3 phrases were "You are born, you live, then you die".
Along came somebody who said that Navigating would be a fun thing to do in between this born and die thing - four phrases where thus created " You are born, you live, you navigate, then you die" - and life became primed for institutionalization. It wasn't about fucking and making babies any more. It was about Navigation and Navigation needed experts and teachings of methodology and guidebooks and Talk Shows. "
a little farther at the bottom of Page No72 and top of Page No73 we find the following passages:
"In tonight's episode we take a look at one of the most powerful Gods appearing on planet earth. His name is Jesus Christ. He had a chance to be a conscientious objector to Navigation and stick with fucking and making babies like everybody else did but instead he became a carpenter. His job was to make crosses which were used to crucify bad people. Bad people where those that took different navigation paths from the institutionally sanctioned plans from the Board of Navigation of Roman Empire. "
Page No74 begins with the following passage:
"Jesus thought that it would be great if all people navigated according to some golden rule and invented a new way of navigating called "Can't we all just navigate together". This was against the established procedures from the Board of Navigation so they took one of the crosses and crucified him. At his death on the cross his Father showed up and said "If you Navigate the way Jesus Navigated then you shall have a port everlasting to navigate to at the end of your navigation". That's why most people who believe in the Jesus Christ Navigation methods call him in in a famous psalm 23 as "The Lord is my Sailor, I shall not want. He makes me lie down in my green boat. He leads me in navigating the blue waters."
Kombinat! is very excited and will bring you more translations.
