We are moving to a new dumpster at blogspot or as we call it 'blogdump'.
It's much nicer there with all those assholes from around the world that do not pay any rent. Here at typepad we pay rent in dollar bill and the place is nice and homy. But at Blogdump we have access to freshly spilled blood. Only the best of the best of dumpster dwellers hang out there where they don't have to pay rent in dollar bils but in Noise production. So we move there, closer to Noise. With us we'll take some of the posts we've constructed over the last year.
This kombinat.blogs.com address will remain operational until April 21, 2005. Then it will be taken off line 'cause we ain't paying next year's rent. Fuck it. We'll buy some cheap wine and drink and be merry instead. Fuck blogging!
So again: The new Cardboard and Piss and Noise shithole is kombinat.blogspot.com
The message for you is this: Stay away, it's our blogdump. If you want to stop by and leave comments you can but don't fucking engage us in any intellectual discussion shit. Yeah, we know the mob rules, the president is a dumbass and people don't read Shakespeare any more. We don't need to hear this shit again.
However, if you want to say something new and passionate and engaging then write it on a piece of paper and tell it to the people you love and people who love you. Do not post it on a blog. No one gives a shit about it here. Your writing will only contribute to Noise Production and we already have that, there is no need for more.
And if you are pregnant and you will deliver a healthy baby then please tell her or him from us: 'Welcome to Planet Earth, the original and the only Kombinat!. You too will one day Vomit Noise just like the rest of us"
Thanks for your patronage.
Head Janitor of Kombinat!
postscriptum: For a definiton of dumpster see TheHappyTutor