On Nightline Ted was reading the names of soliders killed in the line of duty.
But we had to break for commercials.
We want to tell you something very important here in this post to
Honor Soldiers Killed in the Line of Duty
but we have to break for this commercial now.
Stay tuned.
We'll be back.
Maybe.
For big cars!
For Lincoln Escalator!
Ford Exploiter!
And the all-new Chevrolet Wilderness!
Which is why those guys died!
For us to have big truck-like cars!
So it's ok!
No, really!
Close your eyes and wish with all your might!
Maybe somebody can come up with some kind of plasma-extractor-synthesizer, so we can just dump the soldiers and the Iraqis right in the hopper and turn them into fuel, without all the pain and suffering.
It would be kinder, and we could still drive around and feel safe.
Posted by: Lance Boyle | Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 02:30 PM