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Lance Boyle

For big cars!
For Lincoln Escalator!
Ford Exploiter!
And the all-new Chevrolet Wilderness!
Which is why those guys died!
For us to have big truck-like cars!
So it's ok!
No, really!
Close your eyes and wish with all your might!
Maybe somebody can come up with some kind of plasma-extractor-synthesizer, so we can just dump the soldiers and the Iraqis right in the hopper and turn them into fuel, without all the pain and suffering.
It would be kinder, and we could still drive around and feel safe.

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