Brought to you by Mike at Vitia who writes: "Here's my idea: Amanda's pageant, I think, would be a great finale for the two-hour season premiere of the new reality series Ruination, after the seven contestants -- the entertainment executive, the chief financial officer, the wealthy senator, the venture capitalist, the successful televangelist, the corporate litigator, the plastic surgeon, the investment banker -- and their families are stripped of all the accoutrements of wealth, their credit ratings ruined, their bellies extended, hairlines receded, teeth crookened, their wardrobes WalMartized"
Kombinat! will be happy to sponsor such a show if we could use the money from one of the contestants