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You despicable rat bastard. Just so you know, I've still got the cocaine. I dare you to come after me. I AM MORALLY JUSTIFIED, especially after what you did to my cousin. You say "Link me into existence"? I'm more than happy to do so. WHERE WERE YOU on my Southwest Airlines flight three days ago WHEN THE STEWARDESS GOT DOWN ON HER KNEES? It was a carnival.

I love you.

You know that I've applied for permission to wear tighty-whities.


We love you back.

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